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hehehe. Im John Paul J. Inawat. Ang pinakamataba sa klasrum namin. HEHEHE kakatawa. mag-sesecond year na ako. Pag navisit po niyo ito, mag-tag po kau kahit hello lang para makilala ko kau.
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Are You Gonna Be My Girl by Jet |
"So 1, 2, 3, take my hand and come with me
Because you look so fine
And i really wanna make you mine"
You impressed almost everyone in 2004 - and surprised yourself.
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Your Deadly Sins
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Gluttony: 60%
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Envy: 20%
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Greed: 20%
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Pride: 20%
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Lust: 0%
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Sloth: 0%
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Wrath: 0%
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Chance You'll Go to Hell: 17%
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You'll die from food poisoning - and then the natives will feast on your fatty limbs. |
Wow...
Your #1 Love Type: INFJ | | The Protector
In love, you strive to have the perfect relationship.
For you, sex is nearly a spiritual experience, a bonding of souls.
Overall, you have high expectations for any relationship you're in.
However, you tend to hold back a part of yourself.
Best matches: ENTP and ENFP |
Your #2 Love Type: ENFJ | | The Giver
In love, you give your all and feel guilty when relationships fail.
For you, sex is not seperate from love and caring.
Overall, you are humorous, giving, and motivational.
However, you tend to be over-protective and critical of your partner.
Best matches: INFP or ISFP |
Wow Again!
| JOHNPAUL |
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Jolly |
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Orderly |
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Hyper |
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Neat |
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Philosophical |
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Arty |
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Unique |
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Lively |
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Your Birthdate: June 17 |
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Your birth on the 17th day of the month suggests that you are very lucky financially, because this date indicates a solid business sense.
Although you are probably very honest and ethical, this birthday enables you to be shrewd and successful in the world of business and commercial enterprise.
You have excellent organizational, managerial, and administrative capabilities enabling you to handle large projects and significant amounts of money with relative ease.
You are ambitious and highly goal-oriented, although you may be better at starting projects than you are at finishing them.
A sensitivity in your nature, often repressed below the surface of awareness, makes it hard to give or receive affection. |
Aba... Pede na pala ako maging Donald Trump? hehehe...
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Your Japanese Name Is... |
Hiroshi Yoshida
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HIROSHI YOSHIDA ----- KEIICHI FUJITA!!!!!
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You Will Die at Age 79 |
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79
You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...
And how you'll die as well. |
79? Matanda na yun! Pero di naman siguro. Siguro mga 100 ako mamamatay.
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You Are 50% Normal
(Somewhat Normal)
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While some of your behavior is quite normal...
Other things you do are downright strange
You've got a little of your freak going on
But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself |
Normal Pala Ako!!!!!
Your #1 Match: ISFJ
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The Nurturer
You have a strong need to belong, and you very loyal.
A good listener, you excell at helping others in practical ways.
In your spare time, you enjoy engaging your senses through art, cooking, and music.
You find it easy to be devoted to one person, who you do special things for.
You would make a good interior designer, chef, or child psychologist. |
Your #2 Match: ESFJ
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The Caregiver
You are sympathetic and caring, putting friends and family first.
A creature of habit, you prefer routines and have trouble with change.
You love being in groups - whether you're helping people or working on a project.
You are good at listening, laughing, and bringing out the best in people.
You would make a great nurse, social worker, or teacher. |
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You Are Very Honest |
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You tell it like it is, no matter what.
Even if the truth hurts, you'll dish it out.
And while some may get hurt by your honesty...
At least everyone knows where you stand! |
honest na honest pala ako?
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You Are Placid and Peaceful |
It's not that you're scared of most thrills
It's just that you don't need them to be happy
You're content with life as is... no need to change it
Just make sure to let loose a little every now and then! |
No comment...
| Your EQ is | | 147
50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!
51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.
71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.
91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.
111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.
131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.
150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar. |
lalalalala... Oh! Wow! 147!!!!!
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You Are a Boxer Puppy |
Energetic, playful and good with kids.
You've also got a wild spirit that can't be trained or tamed.
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BOXER PUPPY! ANY PUPPY!! Basta yung hindi nangangagat tulad ni Chubby (Aso ng kapitbahay namin)
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Wednesday, June 01, 2005
Naadik ata ako sa MAD tv!
Ang ganda ng Mad Tv! Nakaka-adik! Nakakatawa! All-time favorite ko yung Ms. Swan. Cute kasi saka parang si Mahal kung magsalita. Eto isag sketch ni Ms. Swan
Man: It's pretty quiet here, isn't it?
Chuck: Just Wait
-- Ms Swan enters the bar --
Chuck: Woohoo!! Yeah! Long time no see!
Swan: Uh, hello, Chuck
Chuck: Yeah! So, wassup, honey? How's trips?
Swan: Fine...
Chuck: Tell me about it...
Swan: Oh I'll tell you about it...
Chuck: OK...
-- Chuck looks eagerly to Swan --
Swan: Oh no, not now.
Chuck: Ahaha!!!! So, what'll you have? The usual?
Swan: Maybe you can put it int the, in the big and uh make it a hot!
Chuck: I understand completely. Coming right up.
-- Chuck hands Swan the drink. Swan starts blowing the drink causing it to bubble --
Man: You know, you're really cute.
Swan: I not cute. I sexy
Man: I meant cute and sexy. Like Cameron Diaz.
Swan: You know, in spanish, Cameron means shrimp.
Man: Are you spanish?
Swan: Oh, my mom, my mother is spanish, yeah.
Swan: But my father is from space.
-- The man looked startled --
Man: Excuse me, did, did you just say you're father is from space?
Swan: Oh-h... you so stupid!
Chuck: This guy bothering you?
Swan: Stand up.
Man: huh?
Swan: up-up-up!
-- Man stood up --
Swan: Turn around!
Man: Why?
Swan: Turn around!!!!
-- Man turns around --
Swan: Oh no, he fine.
Man: Do you want to go out?
Swan: Oh no-no-no-no. Voice up when question
( The intonation flow:)
me?
with
out
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want to
you
Man: Do
Swan: ...
-- Swan stood up --
Swan: you know? I'm the same height when I...
-- Swan sits down --
Swan: sit down and when I...
-- Swan stands up --
Swan: stand up!
-- Swan sits down --
Swan: down!
-- Swan stands up --
Swan: up!
-- Swan sits down --
Swan: down!
-- Swan stands up --
Swan: up!
-- Swan sits down --
Swan: down!
-- Swan stands up --
Swan: up!
-- Man chuckled --
Man: Wait! You have'nt answered my question yet!
Swan: OK.
Man: How about next Saturday at say, 6:30?
Swan: OK
Man: I'll pick you up at this bar. I drive a Ferrari.
Swan: I drive a car!
--Swan stood up --
Chuck: Bye, Ms. Swan!
The end
More MAD sketches next time.
Posted at 6/1/2005 11:57:36 pm by bibbo
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Thursday, June 02, 2005
Eto naman ay isang sketch sa MADtv season 6
Dr. Katie
-- Dr. Katie enters the room --
Doctor: Hello
Patient: Hi
Doctor: Are you the one driving the cute little car?
Patient: yeah.
Doctor: oh...
Patient: you know how much longer the doctor is going to take?
Doctor: oh, not much time. Coz' I'm the doctor.
Patient: really?
Doctor: yeah. So you're experiencing chest pains, right?
Patient: yeah.
Doctor: You know? There are many causes of chest pains like...
-- Doctor enumerates --
Doctor: To get started, let's take of your sweater.
-- Patient takes off her sweater --
Doctor: Why that's a cute little sweater! It really is. Where did you buy it?
Patient: *Store's name*
-- Doctor writes the store's name on her clipboard --
Doctor: *store's name*...
Patient: Can we get back to my case?
Doctor: Oh sure. Oh, wait. Is that Tommy?
Patient: What?
Doctor: Your perfume?
Patient: What...
-- Doctor smells her feathered pen --
Doctor: Never mind. It's my pen.
Patient: So, back to my case.
Doctor: Yeah. So Let's listen to your heartbeat.
-- Doctor puts on the stethoscope --
Doctor: So, which side do you keep your heart in?
-- Patient looks angrily at the Doctor --
Doctor: Just kidding
-- Doctor puts the stethoscope at her left chest --
Doctor: That's real, right?
Patient: What's real?
Doctor: Your breast!
-- Patient looks ready to burst --
Doctor: Are you alright?
Patient: The chest pain...
-- She holds her chest --
Doctor: Oh! That may be a heart attack!
-- She managed to look angrily at her while in pain --
-- Doctor rushes over to her drawer and pulls out a pill bottle --
Doctor: Here, just place this under your tongue and you'll be alright.
-- She put the pill to her mouth --
Doctor: It's *medicine name*.
-- Patient looks relieved --
Doctor: So, alright?
Patient: yes. Can we please go back to my case now?
Doctor: yes. OK. So you have insurance?
Patient: What? You're not a doctor? CALL ME A REAL DOCTOR!!!
Doctor: No-no-no-no-no. Not Life Insurance. Car insurance.
Patent: Why?
Doctor: I just bumped your cute little car on my way in. Sorry...
Patient: Give me SOME MORE PILLS!!!!!!!!!
Doctor: But...
Patient: JUST GIVE ME MORE!!!!!
-- Doctor gives her one pill --
-- She dove for the bottle and put all the pills there onto her mouth --
----- THE END -----
In this sketch, Doctor Katie was played by Stephnie Weir and the patient was played by Alex Borstein.
Posted at 6/2/2005 11:56:51 pm by bibbo
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Saturday, June 11, 2005
MADtv Season 6: Will's Little Sister meets Tony Hawk
This is a sketch of Will's Little Sister...
Will: This is great! I am such a huge fan of Tony Hawk!
Friend1: Me too! I'm gonna ask for his autograph, man!
Friend2: Looks like we're all huge fans although, I don't know about your sister.
-- Will's Sister sat next to Will --
Sis: Hello, Will!
Will: Hi, sis.
-- Tony Hawk finishes doing his tricks --
Friend2: Hey, guys, let's ask for his autograph!
Friend1: Good Idea!
-- Will and the others went towards Tony Hawk --
Will: Will you sign my shirt?
Tony: Sure.
Sis: Did you know Will wet his bed yesterday?
Will: I certainly did not
Sis: You did!
Will: No I did'nt! Tony, I didn't, believe me.
Sis: Will is a BED WETTER
Will: Get out of here!
-- Will keeps pushing his sister because she keeps on fighting his push --
Tony: Isn't that a bit rough?
Will: I'm sorry.
Tony: Well, I'll accept that thanks only on one condition.
Will: Well, what's that?
Tony: Skate with me.
-- Will and Tony make their way up the ramp --
Will: Are you sure this is such a great idea? I'm a little scared of heights.
Tony: You'll be fine.
Sis: BEDWETTER
Will: Shut UP!!!
-- Will pushed his sister down the ramp --
Tony: Oh my god!
Will: I'm sorry.
Tony: Let's go down there.
-- Tony slid from the ramp --
-- Will climbed down the ramp (You should've seen it. It was VERY funny) --
-- Will's sister started crying --
Will: No, Please dont cry. What do you want, honey, what do you want?
Sis: I want to ride on Tony's skateboard
Tony: OK.
-- Tony gave his skateboard to Will's sister --
Sis: YEY!!!
-- Will's sister rode the skateboard like she was riding a sled --
Tony: You know what? She really is a pest.
-- Tony pushed his skateboard and Will's sister crashed on the ramp --
-- THE END --
In this sketch:
Will was played by Will Sasso
Will's Little Sister was played by Aex Borstein
Tony Hawk was played by Tony Hawk
Tnx for reading this sketch
Posted at 6/11/2005 11:44:16 pm by bibbo
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Saturday, July 09, 2005
Introducing... THE II-C BOYZ!!!!!
Bago ko sila i-introduce, sasabihin ko lang sa inyo na ang II-C class ay isang...
ZOO!!!!!!!!!!
Aclan, Juan Vicente
Parehas pa rin cya. Malaki parin mata pero may sikretong tinatago... Kaming dalawa lang ang nakakaalam... Ang crush niya... si *toot* :)
Agbayani, Mikel Lois (Mikel, Doggy-Dog)
Kafartner ko cya sa TLE. Mayaman cya. Tagatype... Chess-er
Cabahug, Jayson
Di ko sya masyado kilala. Cguro cya ang pinakatahimik sa clasws namin...
Epistola, Silven Viktor
Nag-donate ng isang electricfan. Game-boyer
Fabella, Jerameel Jr. (Jet)
Katulad pa rin ng dati. Di nagbago. Makulit parin. game-boyer din. Chess-er. Pinakamagaling na chess-er sa room namin.
Faronilo, Kevin Michael
Palagi niya kasama dating 1-A pag breaktime. Madalas asarin ni Gjay.
Ferreras, Daven Cesar (Daven)
Mahilig sa Harry Potter na game. Mabilis gumawa ng assignment. Kahit next week pa ang pasahan, tapos naa yan bukas. Chess-er
Gimony, Vincent Brian (Brian, Pig)
Game-boyer. May kabaklaan.
Inawat, John Paul J. (JP, Bibbo, JPig)
Ako. :)
Macarubbo, Glorious Jay (Gjay, Jay)
Nagdala ng basketball para sa basketball pass, Di na ibinalik sa bahay. Chess-er at Game-boyer
Notario, Robin Clark (Notario)
Chess-er. Makulet
Poliquit, Daryl (Quack-quack)
Inatempt na i-dissect ni mam Reyes :) Leader namin sa MAPEH.
Ramos, Hagairey (Hagai)
Yada, yada, yada, talk, talk, talk... Usap ng usap...
Simsuangco, Daniel Mark (Daniel, Damien, Danny, Dan)
Di sya makadecide sa nickname niya. Closest friend ko sa II-C
O ayan na. 14 lang kaming lalaki e. Sayang at wala si Ken...
Posted at 7/9/2005 2:52:29 pm by bibbo
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Wednesday, August 17, 2005
Bendaņa, Ada Noreen
Di kami close. Basta G1 at madalas late!
Borromeo, Daisy Lou Ann
Sarap hawakan kaniyang buhok...
Cepida, Glady Joy (Redundancy)
Law-enforcer ng classroom.
Cruz, Aiko Arha Oishini (Bestfriend)
Bestfriend ko sa girls. hehehe
dela Cruz, Patricia (Trish, Pat, Tricia)
One of my closest girl friends. YM Addict
Francisco, Cara Dominique (Narutosis Addictus)
Adik sa Naruto. Actually, pag Naruto na ang pinaguusapan, blanko utak ko... :)
Himbing, Jezrel Jane (Narutosis Anakis)
Hinawaan ni Cara ng Naruto Addictness Disease. Ginawan pa nga niya ng codes ang mga kanta ng Naruto e...
Inguengan, Ana Katrina (Ipis)
Nakikipagusap sa sarili. Parang baliw minsan. Out of this world kumilos. And yung comment mo? Di ko maintindihan who youre referring to...
Ordillano, Graziella Fatima (Tims, Baby #2)
Anak ni Tatay. May Pamilya kasi sa IIC. father si Daniel, Lolo si Hagai, Panganay si Trish, Sunod si Tims tapos ako bunso. Tito namin si JV. Saya buhay...
Orilla, Jonalyn (Matsing)
Joke lang ha!
Naalala ko ang mga MATSING
Nakatulala sa ilalim ng PUNO NG SAGING
Naaalala ko ang mga MATSING...
Jokes!
Panganiban, Czarina Christine (Pugad Baboy)
Di siya baboy pero addict sa Pugad Baboy. :)
Poblete, Armelia Joana (Amel)
3rd Closest Friend ko sa girls.
Villanueva, Pamela (Pam)
Refer to previous description. Sarap pisilin yung cheeks!!! JOKE!!!!!
Posted at 8/17/2005 8:12:22 pm by bibbo
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